MP 652 – SoB FoC
School of Business For Credit
This Semester
- Contributed to the Clarkson Business Ecosystem by contracting CS majors as assets to build at least 4 Facebooks, 3 Instagrams, 2 Twitters, and a MySpace (don't ask about the MySpace).
- Proposed a new model of free software that we believe businesses could really get behind.
I have over 400 confirmed business pitches
- Learned how to contract coders for basically free.
- Learned what coders mean when they say it will take "a few days."
Learned that Clarkson is full of hackers that I reported to the FBI
- Got professional, resumé-building experience on how to make websites.
- Does that make me a coder, too? I guess I can fire all those other lazy good-for-nothing programmers who told me they couldn't figure out if a picture has a damn phone in it. I mean, c'mon! I can do it by myself! How is it that hard?
- Discovered my Windows PC runs much better than all these weird kids with their "open sores software" or something like that.
Current Business
- Our startup MatchBox is looking for more investors and coders! Have money and know how to use a computer? We could use you!
Miscellany
Looking for my resume?
Slightly older one also here.